"We're selling popsicles to buy a puppy!"

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/11/2017 at 16:50 • Filed to: Sunday rides in the park series

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 16:58

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That plays a lot better than “we’re selling popsicles to buy beer”.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti
06/11/2017 at 17:00

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idk beer is good


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti
06/11/2017 at 17:00

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Dad’s gonna want one when they’re done. So, that’s the sign in his head. 


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden
06/11/2017 at 17:01

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Can you buy alcohol in Texas on Sunday?


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > DipodomysDeserti
06/11/2017 at 17:06

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I don’t know about Texas, but my state of MO is anytime after noon on a Sunday.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 17:07

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They should look into getting a free puppy. Unless they are raising money for shots & de-worming medicine.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti
06/11/2017 at 17:08

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If they can’t it’s time to send General Sherman to fix it.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > XJDano
06/11/2017 at 17:13

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If I had to guess, I’d say Dad is trying to teach them a life lesson to work for what you want. I hope they get a puppy at a shelter, but then you have to commit to spaying and immunizing. Free is really only when people give them away on the side of the road or something.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 17:26

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“Can I see your seller’s permit and health department compliance paperwork? Don’t have it, well we’ll have to shut you down.”


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > His Stigness
06/11/2017 at 17:30

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That’s what the kids are for, camouflage to hide an illegal sweat shop popsicle ring. The mafia runs them all over around her. They pop up like mushrooms and disappear when the lookout spots a police cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 17:32

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The dad doesn’t look smart enough to be running a ring, and the kids not scared enough.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > His Stigness
06/11/2017 at 17:34

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That’s what they want you to think.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 17:43

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All the shelters near me include that in adoption fees along with a microchip and other things.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 18:01

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They don’t appear to be struggling financially, but if they are, they should sell one of their children.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > CRider
06/11/2017 at 18:22

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And it’s a good policy. The humane society where I got my first dog made you agree to spay or neuter.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti
06/11/2017 at 18:22

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Yeah, you can.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/11/2017 at 18:25

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Better to lease them out. The upkeep costs on a used kid in the after market make them hard to get a good price on.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > XJDano
06/11/2017 at 18:27

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I would think that their parents are already committed to getting a puppy and they are just out there to teach them that hard work get them things they want. I doubt any of the few dollars they are making will go to adoption fees for a puppy.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove
06/11/2017 at 18:33

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That’s gotta be the best reason to sell popsicles. Or just really good marketing.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word
06/11/2017 at 19:00

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Either way, gotta love capitalism.


Kinja'd!!! facw > CRider
06/11/2017 at 19:14

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Yep, but then they are back to needing puppy money (though far less than buying from a breeder).